Locally-Owned and Operated Food Truck

Our Story

We worked with an asshat of a design agency and now we had to start from scratch to make sure they don’t get a single piece of recognition! 

But we also make dope burgers that are to kill for. That’s right, to kill for not to die for! As in… give me your burger or I will beat you for it. That’s how good our food is.

Alex, write some dope shit here, yo!

How We Make Our Burgers

Fresh Buns

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Lettuce Leaf

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Organic Onions

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Glow Cheese

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Quality Meat

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Delicious Bacon

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our menu

Choose & Enjoy

Chicken Burger

$4.50

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Fatboy Burger

$3.25

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Classic Smash

$4.00

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Burger Nine

$5.15

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Beef Burger

$2.95

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Bacon Burger

$3.50

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Testimonials

What Our Customers Say

Vince
Vincent N.

"Holy crap! Alex, that might have been the best burger I've ever had. No seriously, feel my nipples. They're rock hard! You should, like, start a food truck or some shit!"

President Obama
"Is anyone else's nipples rock hard from this burger? Jesus, Michelle, you've gotta take a bite of this. Come on, Joe. Get into those fries and don't be shy. Wait, what do you mean I'm on audio?"
Random Male Model
"Hey, pretty good. Do you want me to change the way I'm holding the burger?"

Locations and Times

Check back soon for our updated schedule

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