Our Story
We worked with an asshat of a design agency and now we had to start from scratch to make sure they don’t get a single piece of recognition!
But we also make dope burgers that are to kill for. That’s right, to kill for not to die for! As in… give me your burger or I will beat you for it. That’s how good our food is.
Alex, write some dope shit here, yo!
How We Make Our Burgers
Fresh Buns
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Lettuce Leaf
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Organic Onions
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Glow Cheese
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Quality Meat
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Delicious Bacon
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our menu
Choose & Enjoy
Testimonials
What Our Customers Say
Vincent N.
"Holy crap! Alex, that might have been the best burger I've ever had. No seriously, feel my nipples. They're rock hard! You should, like, start a food truck or some shit!"
President Obama
"Is anyone else's nipples rock hard from this burger? Jesus, Michelle, you've gotta take a bite of this. Come on, Joe. Get into those fries and don't be shy. Wait, what do you mean I'm on audio?"
Random Male Model
"Hey, pretty good. Do you want me to change the way I'm holding the burger?"
